CAPTION COMPETITION

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Posted by Philip Kirkham on March 9, 2006 at 7:13 AM

I thought this just had to be open for captions.
Sorry though, no prizes for the best one!
Best wishes
Phil

Posted by Andrew Stagg on March 9, 2006 at 8:58 AM

I'm bored with this, I am off to watch "brokeduck mountain!"

Andrew

Posted by Stephen Church on March 9, 2006 at 9:35 AM

yuk. whats that on his back

Posted by Tim Munsey on March 9, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Ernie the Eider swims contentedly away after his duck, watched by his astonished and envious mates, “so that’s Eider down!”

Posted by Peter Barritt on March 9, 2006 at 9:45 AM

Disappointing viewing figures for the first live sex act on the animal version of Big Brother.

Posted by Rob Ashton on March 9, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Henrietta realised, too late, that all the flirtatious moves she had made earlier had attracted way too much male attention...........The Eider brothers were notorious around these parts.

Posted by SteveHL on March 9, 2006 at 12:08 PM

I'da given a Castlemain XXXX to have got what he's been getting!!

Posted by Tom_W on March 9, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Ernie the Eider swam off into the sunset smug in the knowledge that he was still one step ahead of the rest

Posted by Craig Nash on March 10, 2006 at 2:59 AM

"NEXT"

Posted by Mark sellings on March 10, 2006 at 4:48 AM

one Eider down, 3 more to go...

Posted by Andrew Forsyth on March 10, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Eider fancy yours much...

Posted by Rob Howard on March 10, 2006 at 2:22 PM

"Spring's on the way lads, form an orderly queue!!"

Posted by Graeme Lee on March 10, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Right, he's gone. She's there for the takeaway, I mean taking!

Posted by Phillip Tomkinson on March 10, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Smell that.

Phillip.