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Time for a Joke (this is the Lounge afterall!)

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Posted by Paul DeCesare on March 23, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Q: How many Photoshop users does it take to change a light bulb?


A: Just one. Then it takes 99 more to tell you how THEY do it.

:jump:


(courtesy of Rick Sammon on a recent webinar, don't shoot the messenger...)
Posted by Bill Chambers on March 23, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Pretty darn truthful Paul - perhaps a little more truthful than we care to admit! :wavey:
Posted by Paul DeCesare on March 23, 2011 at 5:36 PM
LOL! Yeah, I've been one of the 99 in the past more than I care to admit... :biggrin:
Posted by Lon Overacker on March 23, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Why did the PS user cross the road?

To make sure he got the latest and greatest GreenGrass update v12.02. This also included the NoDandyLion plugin and MowerSX Pro.

I just made that up. Pretty good eh?
Posted by Raymond Klassen on March 23, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Who needs to change the bulb? Just clone it in! :wink:
Posted by Phil Pogledich on March 23, 2011 at 7:08 PM
In the spirit of this post, I'll suggest in response to Raymond that content-aware fill might be a better approach.
Posted by Eva McDermott on March 23, 2011 at 8:00 PM
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Why did the PS user cross the road?
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To take a picture of the chicken on the other side?

Bad joke.... I know.
Posted by Pete D on March 23, 2011 at 10:16 PM
Which version of Photoshop? Have you calibrated your monitor?

Posted by Paul DeCesare on March 24, 2011 at 12:05 AM
Alternate answer:

"I don't need to change it, window light is enough, that's why I bought a f1.2 lens!"

:razz:
Posted by Raymond Klassen on March 24, 2011 at 12:19 AM
You may have accidently set the Opacity slider to 0% on the light bulb layer.
Posted by Nancy Lea Sandy on March 24, 2011 at 8:33 PM
Thanks for the smiles!
Posted by Preston Birdwell on March 26, 2011 at 10:49 AM
On another note...

A skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer...and a mop.

For the kids...

What did the frog say when he jumped into the puddle?
'Knee-deep, knee-deep'

Where did Napolean put his armies?
'In his sleevies'.

--P
Posted by Mark Seaver on March 27, 2011 at 12:56 AM
All I can add is, it Sunday morning at 12:55 am and I'm chuckling.......must be a photographer! Cheers to all. :biggrin: